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bolontiku:

moved-to-belova-drysdale-rogers:

marvelousinsider:

EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you’re doing.. and watch this masterpiece

ContrActionally obligated to watch this everytime it comes on the dash

This popped up, I pressed play hoping, it was exactly what I needed 🥰🥰

mylordshesacactus:

rainbow-burst:

gansmaltz:

femgirlfriend-moved:

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

“don’t tell the president I’m doing this, he’ll cancel my citizenship”

“pursue your dumb ideas”

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

saiyan-druid-art:

saiyan-druid-art:

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Happy Pride from our favorite outlaw 🌈🤠

To my fellow USAmericans who had their right to do business/exist in public thrown into question by an illegitimate fascist court on the last day of Pride month, using a lawsuit that literally couldn’t prove harm to the plaintiff:

Remember: You were once an outlaw, forever an outlaw on this country. Which is backwards and ridiculous, but so is the country we live in.

But!!! you’re a sexy outlaw. And you know what’s more powerful than a pissed-off sexy outlaw? NOTHING.

As difficult as they want to make it, voting matters. As difficult as they try to make it, speaking out, in any way you can, matters.

However. Being peaceful will do nothing. Bickering and shouting into the ether will do nothing.

Be aggressive when you stand up for your peers. Be aggressive with your love and your kindness. BE LOUD AND TAKE UP SPACE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, your voice however you express it, same with your art!

MAKE BIGOTS UNCOMFORTABLE. Use your outlaw powers to make THEM shy away from the public eye. It’ll take a lot of us, ALL of us, but it will work eventually if we can actually silence the loud minority of terrible people.

Be as unapologetic as those who seek to belittle us, even moreso, because you’re the outlaw and we do what we want.

Now go cause trouble and make a fascist question their existence. You earned it.

voidgremlinguege:

lizluvscupcakes:

avatardoggo:

raunip:

wembleyfraggles:

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

DONT STOP ME NOW!

reptiliannastyboy:

reptiliannastyboy:

despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp

Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don’t even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?

alyrimba asked:

This is probably the weirdest question, but do you happen to have your Accidental Warlord series in a single PDF? I have a 13-hour flight and would like to do a reread, and absolutely will go through and download each one if need be, but I figured it was worth asking before doing so 😅

happinessisntfun:

inexplicifics:

I’m afraid I don’t have it collected in a single PDF, I’m sorry.

Hope your flight goes smoothly!

You can download from AO3 in pdf, epub or other formats.

Adding an image now that I’m thinking of it.


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alyrimba asked:

This is probably the weirdest question, but do you happen to have your Accidental Warlord series in a single PDF? I have a 13-hour flight and would like to do a reread, and absolutely will go through and download each one if need be, but I figured it was worth asking before doing so 😅

inexplicifics:

I’m afraid I don’t have it collected in a single PDF, I’m sorry.

Hope your flight goes smoothly!

You can download from AO3 in pdf, epub or other formats.

anthro-apology:

prokopetz:

I’m not sure how much of it is innate and how much of it is imitative, but a thing I’ve always found interesting about feline vocalisation is that they enunciate for emphasis in pretty much the same way that humans do, so when a cat is being emphatic you can literally hear the exclamation point.

it is of utmost importance that everyone read these tags: 

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Foil My Plans, Thou'rt My Man - Chapter 10 | Archive of Our Own 

sexydexynurse:

Hurt/Comfort? Anyone want some Hurt/Comfort? Idiots making themselves hurt more? Anyone?

Cute kids? We’ve got cute kids here. Come see the cute kids.

First dates? That are also confessions of treason? Is that anything? Does that sound like something you’d like to read?

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